“You can’t write an essay without a vector hat.”
“You know how Jennifer presents dorm finances in clocks? I present my esteem for people in Justin Biebers.”
“We’re going to have either dry-ice ice cream or liquid nitrogen ice cream. If you’re lactose intolerant like me, bring some pills and you’ll be fine.”
“Gosh darn it, I have to put the fridge together tonight!”
“Room draw-ma”
“I cry tears of eraser particles all over my homework”
“Vinyl would be a terrible name, it sounds so sexual! We’re not naming a kid Vinyl!”
“Caviar isn’t a sphere, it’s a pile of spheres.”
“I’m making a penis in E4.”
“Transparent windows are always a bad idea.”