“Does anybody start with an S? We can replace them with Skolem.”
“The more electrons there are, the more the metal fucks the LUMO in the ass.”
Tries to pronounce student’s name.
Indicates pronunciation is correct.
“My Chinese officemate in grad school would be so proud!”
“Of course there’s air in there! Do you think your uterus is a vacuum?”
“If it’s a watering can for people, what does it matter if you’re not a plant?”
“I admit that last night I did not re-read the chapter because I was high as a kite on various drugs.”
“That shelf is covered with a fine layer of nast.”
“Immediately, you should think of a big-ass matrix.”
“Can you coup de grace with a tongue?”
“What is complexity theory?"