“She’s actually Glam-Hannah-Montana-Batman.”
“Is that a to-do list?"
“No, it’s the bill of rights.”
“Everything is better when this is in my mouth.”
“I guess I’ll do my homework this weekend because until then I will be sewing and doing LSD.”
“I pick my nose with my hands"
“That’s hot.”
“You can’t write an essay without a vector hat.”
“You know how Jennifer presents dorm finances in clocks? I present my esteem for people in Justin Biebers.”
“We’re going to have either dry-ice ice cream or liquid nitrogen ice cream. If you’re lactose intolerant like me, bring some pills and you’ll be fine.”
“Gosh darn it, I have to put the fridge together tonight!”
“Room draw-ma”