“No… autism causes vaccines.”
“It wasn’t mandatory. You could’ve, like, been forced to take happy drugs instead.”
“West Dorm: Putting the care back in Kerosene since 1964.”
“Code won’t work? Implement cannibalism!”
“Then your boobs move. They migrate South for the winter.”
“It’s probably actually a little cooler than balls right now.”
“Are children Turing-complete?”
“Wait, you can’t just deepthroat your entire girlfriend? ‘You’re so cute I could just eat you up!’”
“Can “phase shifted love” be a band name or something?”
“What’s an IRC circuit?"
“It’s how you call your friends!”